Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Top 10 Reasons We Still Don’t Have The Top 10 Things You Should Never Say To The Media

10) Busy Holding Vigil For Britney/Paris/Lindsay And Even Ellen

9) It’s Still With Legal For Approval

8) E-Mail Was Down All Day

7) Our Phone/Laptop/PDA Batteries Died

6) We Were At An Offsite Meeting/No Coverage Where Our Offsite Was Held

5) We Were Out Sick/On Vacation For A Few Days

4) Creative Director Pushed Back And Is Exploring a Different Direction

3) We’re Still Futzing With It, er, Making It Even Better

2) We Misunderstood The Deadline/Deliverable

1) Our Day Jobs Keep Getting In The Way

All jokes aside, we have a winner, we will be posting the .pdf shortly and we really appreciate your patience.

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